Rise of the Trash Titan

(Verse 1) It was just another Tuesday, or so we thought, Until the garbage we'd forgotten fought back, oh what a plot! Yesterday’s news and last week's pizza box, Formed a titan of trash, breaking every lock. (Pre-Chorus) Coffee cups with lipstick stains, Plastic bags dancing in the rain, They climbed and clung, each scrap and can, Forming a giant, oh man, oh man! (Chorus) Here comes the Trash Titan, towering and tall, Made of our junk, he’s come to brawl. Stingers, tanks, jets, and ships, But against our waste, they’re just blips. (Verse 2) He’s made of wrappers and those forgotten mails, Worn-out tires and old yard sale fails. Marching down Main Street with a landfill tread, A monster of waste, consumerism undead. (Bridge) “We need more firepower!” the generals cried, But how do you kill what’s already died? Bottles and cans, a menacing sight, Our own creation, our oversight. (Chorus) Here comes the Trash Titan, towering and tall, Made of our junk, he’s come to brawl. Stingers, tanks, jets, and ships, But against our waste, they’re just blips. (Verse 3) Recycle bins wept at the edges of the fray, “We could’ve been heroes,” they’ll say. But we chose convenience, a throwaway life, Now we battle our trash, strife after strife. (Outro) So remember this tale, a lesson in refuse, Reduce, reuse, recycle, that’s the muse. For if we forget, as past days have shown, The Trash Titan’s siblings will make themselves known. There’s a monster we’ve made, from what we discard, A kaiju of trash, a lesson hard.