Barber the Funky Dwarf

[Verse] Once upon a time In the Dwarf Kingdom's hall There lived a little fella Known as Barber the small He had a funky groove Like no other in the land But his fingers were so fat He could barely play a single stand! (oo-yeah) His guitar was heavy With strings made out of steel But those sausage fingers They just couldn't make 'em feel He'd strum with all his might But it always came out wrong But that never stopped him Barber played till the break of dawn! (oo-yeah) [Verse 2] In the land of dwarves They all laughed and stared At Barber's clumsy hands They thought he was impaired But he proved them all wrong With his funky soulful sound His rhythm was contagious Making everyone get down! (oo-yeah) [Pre-Chorus] His guitar was heavy With strings made out of steel But those sausage fingers They just couldn't make 'em feel [Chorus] He'd strum with all his might But it always came out wrong But that never stopped him Barber played till the break of dawn! (oo-yeah) [Guitar Solo] [Verse 2] In the land of dwarves They all laughed and stared At Barber's clumsy hands They thought he was impaired [Bridge] But he proved them all wrong With his funky soulful sound His rhythm was contagious Making everyone get down! (oo-yeah) [Guitar Solo] [Outro] [Guitar solo] [Guitar solo] [Guitar solo] [Guitar solo] [Guitar solo] [Guitar Solo] [Outro]