Preflight

Yo, yo, yo, ladies and gents, welcome to the sky Sky High Fly, flight 123, we’re flyin’ high, no lie I’m Dimitri, your lead today, so listen up real close Safety’s our mission, so let me drop some knowledge, coast to coast Buckle up, keep it tight, metal tip in the slot Pull that strap, make it right, keep it low, that’s your spot In case of a jam, just lift the top to release But keep it locked down tight, till we hit that sweet peace Four exits on deck, two on each side If we hit some turbulence, just follow the lights, no need to hide Look around, check the nearest door, it might be behind Stay calm, stay cool, keep that exit in your mind If the pressure drops, no need to trip Oxygen masks come down, grab it quick, get a grip Place it right on your face, strap it up, breathe it in Help yourself first, then assist your kin Life vests under your seat, in case we hit the wave Pop it on, strap it tight, now you’re ready to be brave Pull the tab, let it inflate, or blow into the tube Light up in the water, now you’re part of the crew Stow your gear, tray tables up, seat backs straight No smokin’ in the lavs, don’t mess with the detectors, mate Turn off those gadgets, or switch to airplane mode Big devices stowed away, now we’re ready to hit the road Thanks for your attention, if you got a question, just holla We’re here to keep it smooth, no need to stress or walla Thanks for flyin’ Sky High, hope you enjoy the ride Now sit back, relax, and let’s take off with pride