Two Fat Cats

[Verse] In a little country town, there were two big cats Daley and Ropey, they were quite the fats They ruled the neighborhoo d, ain't no doubt about that Their bellies were round, like a big ol' beer vat One lazy afternoon, on a dusty road Daley and Ropey, out they strolled Causing a ruckus, wherever they go Leaving pawprints on every porch roamed [Verse 2] Daley was the cute one, with claws that snatched Ropey was the charmer, with a heart that won't be outmatched Together they were trouble, roaming side by side Stealing all the food, without a single ounce of pride [Verse 3] But their rambunctious ways were soon to find a match When a frisky pup moved in, let's call him Sarge He was just a little thing, but full of bounce and bark Suddenly Daley and Ropey had found their newest mark [Verse 4] Chasing Sarge around the house, kicking up all the dust The puppy's antics filled the room with mirthful gust. He'd bark and run with glee as the cats pounced in game Ropey and Daley were tuckered out, but loving all the same [Instrumental] [Instrumental] [Bridge] Through gardens and fields this gang's havoc reigned Chasing rabbits and mice, no shenanigans were contained One minute lazing in sunbeams so bright The next whirlwinding off in a flurry of playful delight! [Outro] So give a dog, two cats and an open field day And you'll witness small-town excitement that just can't be cliched Sarge setting the pace for Ropey and Daley to roam These furry buddies' bond proved a real ruckus at home! [Fade out]