Horse in the Hallway

[Verse] Woke up this morning to a crazy sight, A horse in my hallway, bathed in dawn's light. He's munching on the flowers, knockin' down frames, In our small-town house, ain't that a shame? [Verse 2] Neighbor Jim was hollerin', "What's goin' on?" I said, "Jim, come over, bring your phone." He rubbed his eyes, he couldn't believe, A horse in my hallway, it's hard to conceive. [Chorus] There's a horse in the hallway, don't know what to say, Folks ’round here don’t see this every day. He looks right at home, calm as can be, A horse in my hallway, what a sight to see. [Verse 3] We tried to lure him out with a bag of oats, But he just stood there, stubborn as goats. Kids from the block came to have a peek, A horse in the hallway, it’s been quite the week. [Verse 4] Called the sheriff, called the vet, They just laughed, said, "Ain't seen nothin’ yet." All the commotion, but he stood his ground, My hallway’s his pasture, all over town. [Chorus] There's a horse in the hallway, don't know what to say, Folks ’round here don’t see this every day. He looks right at home, calm as can be, A horse in my hallway, what a sight to see.