Wake Up Kris

(Verse 1) Listen to the tale of a guy named Kris, Who plays at night, but his end is amiss. With his online friends, he starts the game, But before it's over, he's asleep, what a shame. (Verse 2) Controller in hand, and eyes starting to close, His friends laugh as his eyelids oppose. Kris starts strong, but then he fades away, He's the meme of the group, his narcolepsy in sway. (Chorus) Kris, the sleepy gamer guy, With his friends, he has fun, but eventually he'll sigh. With the controller in hand, and sleep in his eyes, He's the king of deep slumber, in the gaming paradise. (Verse 3) From Survival Evolved to Skyrim Online, Kris starts the battle, but in the end, he wines. His friends shout, "Wake up, please!", But he keeps on snoring, oblivious to the tease. (Verse 4) With every level reached, and every victory missed, Kris slips softly into his own abyss. His friends bid farewell, as he stays in his trance, The king of deep sleep, in the land of chance. (Chorus) Kris, the sleepy gamer guy, With his friends, he has fun, but eventually he'll sigh. With the controller in hand, and sleep in his eyes, He's the king of deep slumber, in the gaming paradise. (Outro) So let him sleep, in his virtual realm, Kris, the sleepy gamer, in his relaxed helm. For even if he falls asleep, he's still the coolest guy, In the gaming world, he's the king, the lord of slumber, under the sky.