Teddy TV Ha Ah

[Verse] Flippin' through channels, call it Teddy TV, Remote in hand, I'm the MVP. Cartoons, sitcoms, late-night shows, Eatin' popcorn, vibes never low. [Verse 2] Couch potato, reclined in my throne, Laugh track loud, tryin' not to groan. Game shows, soap operas, daytime news, Surfin' through the static, never hit the snooze. [Chorus] Teddy TV—Ha, Ah! Stay glued, Screens flash bright, feelin' renewed. Comedy sketch, drama unfold, Genres blend quick, stories told bold. [Verse 3] Infomercial marathon, can't escape, But I'm hooked on that blender tape. Crime docuseries, murder most foul, Grippin' cushion tight, heartbeats growl. [Verse 4] Late-night hosts with jokes that land flat, But I'm still gigglin', hat to back. Dance-offs on talent shows, who gon' win? Remote in the air, let's begin. [Chorus] Teddy TV—Ha, Ah! Stay glued, Screens flash bright, feelin' renewed. Comedy sketch, drama unfold, Genres blend quick, stories told bold.