Beans and Booms

[Verse 1] Well, it was the 4th of July in a dusty ol' town, The stars were out, the sun was down. Cowboy Joe was feelin' mighty fine, He had a belly full of beans and a jug of moonshine. The campfire was cracklin’, the night was still, Joe thought he’d top off with a final thrill. A dozen cans later, he was sittin’ real high, But little did he know, he was about to fly. [Chorus] Cause Cowboy Joe ate too many beans, Now he's shootin' fireworks from his jeans! Up in the sky, lightin' up the night, His rear end's givin' the whole town a fright. Boom, pop, fizz, and a rocket or two, He’s the talk of the town, and the red, white, and blue! When you hear that boom, don’t look for the sky, It’s just Cowboy Joe and his 4th of July! [Verse 2] Now the townsfolk gathered, eyes open wide, As Joe blasted off, like the Fourth’s grand prize. His boots were shakin’, his hat flew high, He was a cowboy rocket, shootin’ through the sky. Kids were cheerin', the band struck a chord, "Y'all look up! It's a human billboard!" But Joe was strugglin', tryin' to stay grounded, As his pants turned to sparklers, the night was astounded. [Chorus] Cause Cowboy Joe ate too many beans, Now he's shootin' fireworks from his jeans! Up in the sky, lightin' up the night, His rear end's givin' the whole town a fright. Boom, pop, fizz, and a rocket or two, He’s the talk of the town, and the red, white, and blue! When you hear that boom, don’t look for the sky, It’s just Cowboy Joe and his 4th of July! [Bridge] Now Joe was thinkin', "This ain’t how I planned, I was hopin’ for a firework show, not a rocket from my can!" But as he soared, like a comet’s glow, He knew this was a story for the rodeo. So if you’re thinkin’ ‘bout beans and a 4th of July treat, Just remember ol’ Joe and his explosive feat! [Chorus] Cause Cowboy Joe ate too many beans, Now he's shootin' fireworks from his jeans! Up in the sky, lightin' up the night, His rear end's givin' the whole town a fright. Boom, pop, fizz, and a rocket or two, He’s the talk of the town, and the red, white, and blue! When you hear that boom, don’t look for the sky, It’s just Cowboy Joe and his 4th of July! [Outro] So next year, folks, as you gather ‘round, Remember Cowboy Joe and that bean-induced sound. No need for rockets, no need for flare, Just a can of beans, and a cowboy’s dare. He’s a legend now, across the land wide, The cowboy who lit up the 4th of July!