Trouble in the Bathroom

[Verse] Well, it started like any other Monday morn, Got out of bed, a little tattered and worn, Stumbled through the kitchen, grabbed a coffee cup, But in the bathroom is where my luck ran out. [Verse 2] Was fiddlin’ with the handle, toilet’s on the fritz, Feelin' like a handyman, but I ain't got the wits, Gave it one last jiggle, water started roarin', Found myself sinkin', oh Lord, without any warnin'. [Chorus] Fell into the toilet, lost my dignity, In the porcelain throne, that's where you'll find me, A man’s gotta laugh when he's knee-deep in plight, In the bathroom blues, on this fateful night. [Verse 3] Called to my darling, she came runnin' in, Saw my predicament, couldn’t hide her grin, Laughter echoed through our little country home, As I fished myself out, like a dog with a bone. [Verse 4] Now this old bathroom's got a tale to tell, About the day I got to know it well, Friends all gather 'round, they’ve heard the tale too, Of the man who found himself in a toilet’s brew. [Chorus] Fell into the toilet, lost my dignity, In the porcelain throne, that's where you'll find me, A man’s gotta laugh when he's knee-deep in plight, In the bathroom blues, on this fateful night.