Lyrics
Verse 1
Down in the Sunshine State where the palm trees sway,
Lives a barber named Freaky with a quirky way,
He’s got a little shop where the ocean meets the sky,
And he’s obsessed with hair, and he’ll tell you why.
Pre-Chorus
With a tiki in hand and a glint in his eye,
He’ll ask about your favorite, and you can’t deny,
There’s magic in the air, a buzz you can’t ignore,
As he sharpens his scissors, you know what’s in store.
Chorus
Oh, Freaky Barber, he’s got a plan,
He’ll give you a buzz cut strand by strand,
With tiki masks around and a crazy gleam,
He’ll make your hair his wildest dream.
Verse 2
SHiFT walks in, looking for a trim,
But Freaky’s got a mission, it’s a little grim,
One strand at a time, with meticulous care,
He’s crafting a masterpiece out of every hair.
Pre-Chorus
With a tiki in hand and a glint in his eye,
He’ll ask about your favorite, and you can’t deny,
There’s magic in the air, a buzz you can’t ignore,
As he sharpens his scissors, you know what’s in store.
Chorus
Oh, Freaky Barber, he’s got a plan,
He’ll give you a buzz cut strand by strand,
With tiki masks around and a crazy gleam,
He’ll make your hair his wildest dream.
Bridge
Tikis line the walls, each with a story to tell,
Freaky’s hands move slowly, casting a spell,
He hums a little tune, a tiki barber’s song,
As he works on your hair, the process is long.
Verse 3
“Tell me your favorite tiki,” he’ll softly inquire,
As the snip-snip of scissors feeds his wild desire,
From morning ‘til dusk, he’s lost in a trance,
Freaky’s buzz cut ritual, a bizarre dance.
Pre-Chorus
With a tiki in hand and a glint in his eye,
He’ll ask about your favorite, and you can’t deny,
There’s magic in the air, a buzz you can’t ignore,
As he sharpens his scissors, you know what’s in store.
Chorus
Oh, Freaky Barber, he’s got a plan,
He’ll give you a buzz cut strand by strand,
With tiki masks around and a crazy gleam,
He’ll make your hair his wildest dream.
Outro
So if you’re ever in Florida, looking for a style,
Visit Freaky’s shop, stay a little while,
One strand at a time, he’ll give you a treat,
With tikis and tales, his work is complete.
