Supermarket Sushi Blues

[Verse] Strolling through that grocery aisle, neon lights above, Spotted me some sushi, thought it must be sent from love. Wrapped up tight in plastic, lookin' kinda fine, But hindsight's twenty-twenty 'cause now I'm losin' my mind. [Verse 2] Rolls with imitation crab and salmon lookin' fresh, Washed it down with sweet tea, now my stomach’s feelin' less. Dreamin' of a fancy dinner when I took that first bite, But now I'm payin' dearly on this lonely Friday night. [Chorus] Oh supermarket sushi, what have you done to me? Thought you'd be a treat but you brought me to my knees. My gut is in a whirl, my face is turnin' green, Oh supermarket sushi, darlin', you're just plain mean. [Verse 3] Cali rolls and soy sauce, they filled my shopping cart, But now I'm curled up on the couch, can't tell my end from start. Regret's a bitter flavor, lingerin' in the air, I'd trade a year's supply of fish just to lose this nasty scare. [Verse 4] I should’ve known better, should’ve skipped the shiny pack, Gone for Mama’s meatloaf or fried chicken, that’s a fact. But I went and gambled on a meal from a grocery store, And now I'm tossin’ cookies, can't take this no more. [Bridge] Next time I’ll think twice before indulgin’ in a whim, Stick to safer choices where the odds aren’t quite so slim. Life’s lessons can be cruel when you’re chasing cheap cuisine, Never trust that sushi wrapped up tight in plastic sheen.