The Day the Pig Got a Phone

(Verse 1) There’s a pig named Percy, down on the farm, He’s got a little belly and a whole lotta charm. One day he found a phone, sittin’ in the muck, And now Percy’s livin’ large, and he’s runnin’ amok. (Chorus) Percy’s got a phone, and he’s textin’ all night, He’s snap-chattin’ selfies with his snout held tight. He’s tweetin’ ‘bout the barn and his daily mud bath, Oh, Percy’s on the line, and he’s makin’ us laugh! (Verse 2) He’s callin’ up the cows, askin’ if they’re free, Wants to start a group chat for the whole barn family. The rooster’s on the line, complainin’ ‘bout the noise, While Percy’s makin’ friends with the neighbor’s boys. (Chorus) Percy’s got a phone, and he’s textin’ all night, He’s snap-chattin’ selfies with his snout held tight. He’s tweetin’ ‘bout the barn and his daily mud bath, Oh, Percy’s on the line, and he’s makin’ us laugh! (Bridge) He’s joinin’ all the apps and settin’ up a blog, His latest post is “How to Nap Like a Hog.” The farmer’s gettin’ worried, but he’s tryin’ to keep cool, ‘Cause Percy’s got the barn on the verge of going viral! (Chorus) Percy’s got a phone, and he’s textin’ all night, He’s snap-chattin’ selfies with his snout held tight. He’s tweetin’ ‘bout the barn and his daily mud bath, Oh, Percy’s on the line, and he’s makin’ us laugh! (Outro) So if you see a pig with a smartphone in the pen, Just know that Percy’s tweetin’ from the barn again. He’s a tech-savvy hog in the farming scene, Livin’ his best life, and he’s goin’ viral and keen!