Manhood: The Musical (innuendos)

Hey there, little lady, have you seen my Manhood gleam? It's not just a Joystick, it's the star of every dream. From Willy to my Johnson, it's a legendary theme, A Disco stick, a Magic stick, in every lover's scheme. (Chorus) Oh, my Trouser snake, it's no mistake, A Python in the sheets, a real earthquake. My Meat and two veg, not here to beg, But when you see my Tool, it's time to keg. Call it my Salami, call it my Pork sword, A Love muscle so mighty, can't ever be ignored. A Heat-seeking moisture missile, on its own accord, My Pocket rocket’s ready to be adored. (Bridge) So, here comes the Knob, the Captain of the ship, A Jolly roger flying, on every single trip. Rumpleforeskin’s funny, but it’s got the grip, A Love truncheon ready, let it rip. (Chorus) Oh, my Trouser snake, it's no mistake, A Python in the sheets, a real earthquake. My Meat and two veg, not here to beg, But when you see my Tool, it's time to keg. (Outro) So whisper sweet nothings, call out its names, From Woody to my Schlong, it’s all fun and games. In the land of the free, the brave, and the flames, My family jewels reign, with love it proclaims. It's all about dicks! And penises!