I Hate School

[Verse 1] I wake up in the morning, the alarm is my foe, I hit the snooze button, I just can't go. Mom's yelling from the kitchen, "Get up, don't be a fool!" But I'd rather eat dirt than go to school. [Chorus] Oh, I hate going to school, it's really not cool, I'd rather stay in bed and drool, drool, drool! Math and history, they’re such a mystery, I'd rather watch TV, oh, can't you see? [Verse 2] The teacher's droning on about some ancient guy, My brain's in a coma, I think I might die. I doodle in my notebook, my mind's in a whirl, I'd rather be anywhere than stuck in this world. [Chorus] Oh, I hate going to school, it's really not cool, I'd rather stay in bed and drool, drool, drool! Science and geography, they're a monotony, I'd rather eat broccoli, oh, woe is me! [Bridge] Daydreaming of freedom, oh sweet, sweet release, No more pop quizzes or forced to sit in peace. Recess is my favorite, but it’s way too short, If school was a game, I'd ask for a retort. [Verse 3] The bell finally rings, it’s the best sound I've heard, I’m out of my seat like a caged-up bird. Running out the door, shouting, "So long, school!" Until tomorrow morning, when I'll face you, cruel. [Chorus] Oh, I hate going to school, it's really not cool, I'd rather stay in bed and drool, drool, drool! Homework and tests, they just cause me stress, I'd rather play chess, yeah, I must confess! [Outro] So here's to the day when school's finally out, I’ll sing and I’ll dance and I’ll scream and I’ll shout. But until that day comes, I’ll just have to cope, With a backpack of dread, and a notebook of hope.