The Accounting Wizard

[Verse] Working all day Crunching numbers in his head Phil's the best accountant No mistakes to be said Addition Subtraction He's got it all down Balancing the books He never wears a frown [Verse] With a pocket protector and a calculator in hand Phil's got the skills He's the number one in the land Audit Tax return He does it with grace He's the king of spreadsheets No one can keep pace [Chorus] Counting cents Day and night Phil's the best He's out of sight In his office He's a whiz Accounting wizard That's who he is [Verse] Number crunchin' I'm on the grind Balancin' sheets like it's my lifeline From nine to five I'm a bean-countin' king A calculator's the crown on my head Bling bling Money flowin' in and out like a river I'm a financial wizard Ain't no quitter Stacks of cash I make it multiply In the accounting empire I am so high [Verse 2] Taxes Deductions I got it all on lock I ain't just good I'm an accounting rock I'm the boss Commandin' the game Handlin' numbers That's my claim to fame