The Bullet-Proof Cowboy

[Verse] Down in a dusty town where tumbleweeds roll, Lived a heavy-set cowboy with a heart of gold, Folks would laugh as he tried to squeeze through, The swinging doors of the ol' saloon. [Verse 2] He couldn’t ride his horse, it just couldn’t bear, The weight of a cowboy with too much to spare, Saddles would creak and the horses would neigh, “Oh, not him again,” they’d seem to say. [Chorus] But there's more to a man than his size or his weight, And fate has a way of steerin' its gate, One fateful day, he faced a duel, And showed the town he's nobody's fool. [Verse 3] The outlaw sneered as he took his stance, “Draw, you big fella, this is your last chance!” Our cowboy pulled his gun, heart steady but fat, But that outlaw's bullet, it bounced right back. [Verse 4] Folks stood in shock as it ricocheted wide, The mirror behind him cracked from the side, Laughter erupted, he tipped his hat, "The bigger they are, the harder they laugh." [Chorus] But there's more to a man than his size or his weight, And fate has a way of steerin' its gate, One fateful day, he faced a duel, And showed the town he's nobody's fool.