My Cat Ate All My Snacks

[Intro] (Drums, base, bass guitar) (Verse 1) Woke up this morning, felt a rumble in my heart, Went to the kitchen, my day was torn apart, There on the counter, an empty plate in view, My cat sat smugly, knew what he'd just done too. (Chorus) Oh, my cat ate all my biscuits, every single one, Left me here hungry, the mischief's just begun, Those tasty treats, they’re gone without a trace, And now I’m staring at my cat’s innocent face. (Verse 2) I bought those biscuits, they were meant for me, A little morning joy with my cup of tea, But Mr. Whiskers had another plan in mind, Left me biscuit-less and feeling so confined. (Chorus) Oh, my cat ate all my biscuits, every single one, Left me here hungry, the mischief's just begun, Those tasty treats, they’re gone without a trace, And now I’m staring at my cat’s innocent face. (Bridge) Now he’s purring softly, curling up so tight, While I’m dreaming of biscuits in the dead of night, Next time I’ll hide them high up on the shelf, But for now, I guess I’ll eat my breakfast by myself. (Chorus) Oh, my cat ate all my biscuits, every single one, Left me here hungry, the mischief's just begun, Those tasty treats, they’re gone without a trace, And now I’m staring at my cat’s innocent face. (Outro) So here's to Mr. Whiskers, the thief of morning joy, A sneaky little rascal, my biscuit-loving boy, Though you ate my breakfast, I can’t stay mad at you, You’re my cheeky, furry friend, and I love you true. [instrumental end]