Ode to a Stubbed Toe

[Verse] Wake up with a smile Ready for the day Walking to the kitchen Toe gets in the way [Verse 2] Table's got a temper Didn't see it there Now I'm hopping 'round Pain's a real nightmare [Chorus] Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch Toe meets table corner Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch Like a reckless mourner [Verse] Coffee spills around me Trying not to cry Holding back the tears now Wishing I could fly [Verse 2] Why's it always tables Got it in for toes Maybe I'm just clumsy Guess that's how it goes [Chorus] Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch Toe meets table corner Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch Like a reckless mourner