Hell No We Won't Go

(Verse 1) They dangle dreams of freedom, but it's just a lie, Remote work, they promise, yet the truth runs dry. Scrolling through the listings, hope begins to fade, "Remote position," they claim, but it's a charade. (Chorus) Stupid companies with their misleading lies, Remote in name only, it's no surprise. In-office demands, they just can't see, The irony of their so-called "remote" decree. (Verse 2) They lure us in with visions of a digital age, But shackles of tradition, they refuse to disengage. "Work from anywhere," they say, but then they decree, At least one day a week, in-office we must be. (Chorus) Stupid companies with their misleading lies, Remote in name only, it's no surprise. In-office demands, they just can't see, The irony of their so-called "remote" decree. (Bridge) We're tethered to the past, unable to break free, Their outdated mindset, a barrier we see. But we'll keep searching, for a company that's true, To the promise of remote work, through and through. (Chorus) Stupid companies with their misleading lies, Remote in name only, it's no surprise. In-office demands, they just can't see, The irony of their so-called "remote" decree. (Outro) So here's to the seekers, the ones who won't give in, To the false allure of remote work's distant grin. We'll find a place where freedom truly reigns, Where remote means remote, and we break these chains.