Never Trust a Fart

(Verse 1) Sittin' there relaxed, feeling oh so good, Then a little rumble, like I knew I should, Thought it was just gas, but I was so wrong, Never trust a fart, it won't be long. (Chorus) Never trust a fart, it's a risky bet, One moment of relief, but then comes regret, Liquid poo, in my underwear it went, Never trust a fart, it's time to repent. (Verse 2) Tried to hold it in, but it had its way, Leaking through, ruining my day, Thought I could trust my gut, but it let me down, Never trust a fart, it'll make you frown. (Chorus) Never trust a fart, it's a risky bet, One moment of relief, but then comes regret, Liquid poo, in my underwear it went, Never trust a fart, it's time to repent. (Bridge) It's a lesson learned the hard way, that's for sure, Liquid surprises, we can't endure, So next time you feel that rumble in your gut, Remember this lesson, don't let it strut. (Chorus) Never trust a fart, it's a risky bet, One moment of relief, but then comes regret, Liquid poo, in my und