Ain't No Place for That

[Verse] Danny woke up at sunrise, feeling bright and clean, Went to take a shower, now he's caught in a bad dream. Water wouldn't drain, something's gone insane, Looked down in disappointment, oh Lord, it’s a big ol' pain. [Verse 2] Heard tales of Matthew, always had bad luck, From broken brakes to flat tires, his life was always stuck. Said he found poop in his drain, thought it was just a myth, Now Danny stands there realizing he's in Matthew's twist. [Chorus] Ain't no place for that, in a shower so new, Danny's feeling troubled, don’t know what to do. Life’s taken a turn, in such a mess to stew, A man’s worst nightmare, now Danny's in Matthew’s shoe. [Verse 3] He grabbed a plunger, with hope in his heart, But that mess was stubborn, didn’t know where to start. Cussed the heavens above, wondering his fate, Why this dirty trouble would land at his gate. [Chorus] Ain't no place for that, in a shower so new, Danny's feeling troubled, don’t know what to do. Life’s taken a turn, in such a mess to stew, A man’s worst nightmare, now Danny's in Matthew’s shoe. [Bridge] He called up a plumber, seeking some advice, The man just laughed, said "Danny, that’s the spice of life." Said, "You’re officially living like your friend named Matt, Roll up your sleeves, there’s no going back!"