
Welcome to Burger Haven
standup comedy, spoken word, slam poetry, vocaloid
July 10th, 2024suno
Lyrics
(Welcome to Burger Haven! How can I help you today?)
"Hi, can I get a double cheeseburger with extra pickles and no onions?"
(Of course! Would you like to make that a combo with fries and a drink?)
"Yes, I'll take the combo. Can I get a large Coke with that?"
(Got it. Large Coke, double cheeseburger with extra pickles, and no onions. Would you like regular fries or curly fries with that?)
"Hmm, I'll go with the curly fries."
(Great choice! Can I interest you in a bag of our 'sticky icky herb' for just $175?)
"Oh, what's that? A new side item or something?"
(It’s a special addition that some of our customers really enjoy. It’s kind of an... acquired taste, but well worth it.)
"$175? That seems a bit steep for a side item."
(Trust me, it's not your typical side. It's something extra special.)
"I think I'll pass for now. Maybe next time."
(Alright, no problem! Anything else I can get for you?)
"Could I add a small vanilla milkshake?"
(Sure thing! So, double cheeseburger combo with curly fries and a large Coke, plus a small vanilla milkshake. Anything else?)
"No, that should be everything."
(By the way, we also have these new 'Venus Envy' mushrooms. They have a very unusual property that might interest you. They're $200.)
"Unusual property? What do you mean?"
(They can give you a very exciting, out-of-this-world experience. Only for the adventurous types.)
"Wow, that sounds intriguing, but I think I’ll stick to the regular menu for now."
(No problem at all! Your total comes to $18.75. Please drive forward to the first window.)
"Thank you."
(You’re welcome! See you at the window.)
(Hi there! Your total is $18.75. Would you like to pay with cash or card?)
"I'll use my card, please."
(Great, just insert or tap your card here. Thank you! Here’s your receipt. Please proceed to the next window to pick up your order. And if you change your mind about the 'sticky icky herb' or the 'Venus Envy' mushrooms, just let us know.)
"Thanks, but I think I’m good for now."
(Alright, have a great day!)
(Hello, here’s your large Coke, small vanilla milkshake, and your bag with the double cheeseburger combo and curly fries. Ranch and BBQ sauce are included. Do you need any napkins or extra condiments?)
"No, that should be everything. Thanks!"
(You’re welcome! Enjoy your meal, and if you decide you want to try that special item next time, just ask.)
"Okay, I’ll keep that in mind. Thanks again!"
(Have a great day!)
[End]
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