Toddler Negotiation

[Verse 1] Odd combinations, Cheese sticks and jam. A fascination, insisting on the mix. Mum's at the shop, a quick run around. Gone for a bit, world crumbles down. [Chorus] Parenting's a trip, a psychedelic ride. Muffins in the oven, not instantly ready. 4 AM wake-up call, ready for the day. Sleep's overrated, let's play, hooray! [Verse 2] Nappy training reigns, a test of will. "No toilet," they say, then strain and stare. Surprise in the pants, a smelly mess. Clean-up time, a moment to decompress. [Chorus] Parenting's a trip, a psychedelic ride. Mango pouch devoured, real fruit denied. Food negotiations, a daily descent. Sneaky tactics, real fruit consent. [Bridge] Robot's legs "sexy," stretchy, not perplexing. Misheard words, laughter unfurling. Corrugated confusion, a tale worth telling. Cherish the moments, the chaos compelling. [Verse 3] Potty training woes and mealtime blues. Misheard words, a comedic ruse. Embrace the journey, the highs, and lows. Parenting's a wild ride, from head to toes. [Chorus] Parenting's a trip, a psychedelic ride. Sand pit mining, trucks by your side. Imagination thrives, a world to create. Memories made, a soul to elate. [Verse 3] Potty training woes and mealtime blues. Misheard words, a comedic ruse. Embrace the journey, the highs, and lows. Parenting's a wild ride, from head to toes. [Chorus] Parenting's a trip, a psychedelic ride. Sand pit mining, trucks by your side. Imagination thrives, a world to create. Memories made, a soul to elate. [Outtro] Memories made, a soul to elate. A soul to elate. A soul to elate. Elate