The Simple Life on Planet Retard

[Verse] Well, let me tell you 'bout a place that's so fine Where the people ain't too bright, but they sure are kind They don't ask too many questions, they just go with the flow On Planet Retard, where the IQ is low [Verse 2] We don't need no rocket science or fancy degrees Just a simple life with a gentle breeze We got moonshine in the mornin' and beer at night On Planet Retard, we sure live right [Chorus] Livin' on Planet Retard, oh what a dream Where the cows are smart, and the rivers run with whipped cream We don't need no smarts, we don't need no brains On Planet Retard, we enjoy the simple gains