
Never Use Your Computer To Drink A Beer
country honky-tonk
May 3rd, 2024suno
Lyrics
[Verse]
Well I woke up one morning with a brand new idea
Thought I'd quench my thirst with a click and a cheer
But my laptop didn't take it too kindly, no sir
Now it's sizzlin' and poppin' like a hot skillet stir
I plugged in a bottle, hit enter with pride
But the beer met the circuits and they didn't coincide
Sparks started flyin', smoke filled up the room
I watched my computer meet its fiery doom
[Verse 2]
Now my screen's a flickerin', flashin' red and blue
No more Netflix, no Facebook, no hours on YouTube
I tried to blame the tech guys, said it must be their fault
But deep down inside, I knew it was my own assault
[Chorus]
Never use your computer to drink a beer.
It'll fry your entire system oh yes it will my dear.
Use a proper beer glass, or your computer will totally kick your ass.
Oh never use your computer to drink a beer.
[Piano Solo]
[Verse 2]
Now my screen's a flickerin', flashin' red and blue
No more Netflix, no Facebook, no hours on YouTube
I tried to blame the tech guys, said it must be their fault
But deep down inside, I knew it was my own assault
[Chorus]
Never use your computer to drink a beer.
It'll fry your entire system oh yes it will my dear.
Use a proper beer glass, or your computer will totally kick your ass.
Oh never use your computer to drink a beer.
[Chorus]
Never use your computer to drink a beer.
It'll fry your entire system oh yes it will my dear.
Use a proper beer glass, or your computer will totally kick your ass.
Oh never use your computer to drink a beer.
Oh yeah never use your computer to drink a beer.
[Outro]
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