Never Use Your Computer To Drink A Beer

[Verse] Well I woke up one morning with a brand new idea Thought I'd quench my thirst with a click and a cheer But my laptop didn't take it too kindly, no sir Now it's sizzlin' and poppin' like a hot skillet stir I plugged in a bottle, hit enter with pride But the beer met the circuits and they didn't coincide Sparks started flyin', smoke filled up the room I watched my computer meet its fiery doom [Verse 2] Now my screen's a flickerin', flashin' red and blue No more Netflix, no Facebook, no hours on YouTube I tried to blame the tech guys, said it must be their fault But deep down inside, I knew it was my own assault [Chorus] Never use your computer to drink a beer. It'll fry your entire system oh yes it will my dear. Use a proper beer glass, or your computer will totally kick your ass. Oh never use your computer to drink a beer. [Piano Solo] [Verse 2] Now my screen's a flickerin', flashin' red and blue No more Netflix, no Facebook, no hours on YouTube I tried to blame the tech guys, said it must be their fault But deep down inside, I knew it was my own assault [Chorus] Never use your computer to drink a beer. It'll fry your entire system oh yes it will my dear. Use a proper beer glass, or your computer will totally kick your ass. Oh never use your computer to drink a beer. [Chorus] Never use your computer to drink a beer. It'll fry your entire system oh yes it will my dear. Use a proper beer glass, or your computer will totally kick your ass. Oh never use your computer to drink a beer. Oh yeah never use your computer to drink a beer. [Outro]