The Fastest Heist in the West

[Verse 1] In a dusty ol' café where the tumbleweeds play, I sat down to munch, and my cares flew away. A sandwich so fine, with cheese stacked quite high, Took a big ol' bite, but then with a sigh... [Verse 2] My sandwich vanished, just like before, Left me starin' at my empty plate, wanting more. I shouted, "Hey partner, you seen my snack? It was roast beef and cheddar, and now it's gone slack." [Chorus] Oh where, oh where could my sandwich be? It’s vanished, it’s missing, just like a mystery. Coyote's howlin', the prairie agrees, Oh where, oh where could my sandwich be? [Verse 3] I scoured the counters and checked the bread, Was it all just a dream cooked up in my head? The bartender laughed, said, "It’s happened again, Your sandwich’s been swiped by a speed demon, my friend." [Bridge] So I saddled my horse and I rode into town, Asking each soul 'bout my meal with a frown. From saloon to saloon, the stories did grow, Of the world's fastest man, and his swift, stealthy show. [Verse 4] They said he moves like a blur, fast as the wind, Stealing sandwiches before you can blink or begin. With a heart full of hope, I tracked his trail, Determined to find where my sandwich did sail. [Verse 5] Through deserts and valleys, I chased his swift pace, Caught glimpses of motion, but never his face. Then in a flash, I saw him clear, The world's fastest man, my sandwich near. [Chorus] Oh there, oh there was my sandwich fine, In the hands of a thief who outran all time. Coyote's howlin', the prairie agrees, Oh there, oh there was my sandwich fine. [Verse 6] I yelled, "Hey you! That sandwich is mine!" He turned and he grinned, like the stars did align. "Catch me if you can," he taunted with glee, Then dashed off again, fast as lightning set free. [Verse 7] We raced through the night, me and this speed, My hunger for justice, a powerful creed. With one final burst, I cornered him tight, Reclaimed my lost sandwich in the morning light. [Chorus] Oh there, oh there was my sandwich fine, After chasing the wind, it was finally mine. Coyote's howlin', the prairie agrees, Oh there, oh there was my sandwich fine. [Outro] So I rode back to town with my prize in hand, Through the dusty ol' trails of this wild, wild land. In a dusty ol' café where the tumbleweeds play, I sat down to munch, and my cares flew away.