One last roll hanging

[intro] One last roll, hanging on the line, Will it be enough? Or am I outta time? [verse 1] In the bathroom stall, staring at the wall, That final sheet’s my lifeline, can't let it fall, Panic rising, I’m stuck in this place, That last toilet paper, it’s a race. [pre chorus] It’s just another of those days, oh no, When the roll runs out, where do I go? [chorus] Maybe if I save a square, Maybe then I won't despair, Maybe I can stretch it out, Maybe that's what it's all about, Nothing makes sense to me, In this paper shortage, endlessly, Maybe that’s just it! (OH) Maybe I need to quit, Maybe I need to quit and face the day, Maybe just maybe it’s the same thing every other way and it’s driving me craaazy, OH! [instrumental] [verse 2] Do I fold it neat, do I use it quick? Ration every piece, gotta be slick, Stuck in this moment, can’t escape, That last toilet paper, it’s my fate. [pre chorus] It’s just another of those days, oh no, When the roll runs out, where do I go? [chorus] Maybe if I save a square, Maybe then I won't despair, Maybe I can stretch it out, Maybe that's what it's all about, Nothing makes sense to me, In this paper shortage, endlessly, Maybe that’s just it! (OH) Maybe I need to quit, Maybe I need to quit and face the day, Maybe just maybe it’s the same thing every other way and it’s driving me craaazy, OH! [instrumental] [bridge] (ooooooo) Yeah, maybe I just need to stop saying maybe, Plan ahead, stock up right now, not be lazy, Stop dramatizing every bathroom trip, Just need to keep a steady grip (hmmm) [pre chorus] It’s just another of those days, oh no, When the roll runs out, where do I go? [chorus] Maybe if I save a square, Maybe then I won't despair, Maybe I can stretch it out, Maybe that's what it's all about, Nothing makes sense to me, In this paper shortage, endlessly, Maybe that’s just it! (OH) Maybe I need to quit, Maybe I need to quit and face the day, Maybe just maybe it’s the same thing every other way and it’s driving me craaazy, OH! [outro] One last roll, hanging on the line, Will it be enough? Or am I outta time? (mhmmm) Maybe if I save a square, Maybe then I won't despair, Maybe I can stretch it out, Maybe that's what it's all about, Nothing makes sense to me, In this paper shortage, endlessly, Maybe that’s just it! (OH) Maybe I need to quit, Maybe I need to quit and face the day, Maybe just maybe it’s the same thing every other way and it’s driving me craaazy, OH! [end]