Lyrics
[intro]
One last roll, hanging on the line,
Will it be enough? Or am I outta time?
[verse 1]
In the bathroom stall, staring at the wall,
That final sheet’s my lifeline, can't let it fall,
Panic rising, I’m stuck in this place,
That last toilet paper, it’s a race.
[pre chorus]
It’s just another of those days, oh no,
When the roll runs out, where do I go?
[chorus]
Maybe if I save a square,
Maybe then I won't despair,
Maybe I can stretch it out,
Maybe that's what it's all about,
Nothing makes sense to me,
In this paper shortage, endlessly,
Maybe that’s just it! (OH)
Maybe I need to quit,
Maybe I need to quit and face the day,
Maybe just maybe it’s the same thing every other way and it’s driving me craaazy, OH!
[instrumental]
[verse 2]
Do I fold it neat, do I use it quick?
Ration every piece, gotta be slick,
Stuck in this moment, can’t escape,
That last toilet paper, it’s my fate.
[pre chorus]
It’s just another of those days, oh no,
When the roll runs out, where do I go?
[chorus]
Maybe if I save a square,
Maybe then I won't despair,
Maybe I can stretch it out,
Maybe that's what it's all about,
Nothing makes sense to me,
In this paper shortage, endlessly,
Maybe that’s just it! (OH)
Maybe I need to quit,
Maybe I need to quit and face the day,
Maybe just maybe it’s the same thing every other way and it’s driving me craaazy, OH!
[instrumental]
[bridge]
(ooooooo)
Yeah, maybe I just need to stop saying maybe,
Plan ahead, stock up right now, not be lazy,
Stop dramatizing every bathroom trip,
Just need to keep a steady grip (hmmm)
[pre chorus]
It’s just another of those days, oh no,
When the roll runs out, where do I go?
[chorus]
Maybe if I save a square,
Maybe then I won't despair,
Maybe I can stretch it out,
Maybe that's what it's all about,
Nothing makes sense to me,
In this paper shortage, endlessly,
Maybe that’s just it! (OH)
Maybe I need to quit,
Maybe I need to quit and face the day,
Maybe just maybe it’s the same thing every other way and it’s driving me craaazy, OH!
[outro]
One last roll, hanging on the line,
Will it be enough? Or am I outta time?
(mhmmm) Maybe if I save a square,
Maybe then I won't despair,
Maybe I can stretch it out,
Maybe that's what it's all about,
Nothing makes sense to me,
In this paper shortage, endlessly,
Maybe that’s just it! (OH)
Maybe I need to quit,
Maybe I need to quit and face the day,
Maybe just maybe it’s the same thing every other way and it’s driving me craaazy, OH!
[end]
