Job Application Blues

upbeat country

April 23rd, 2024suno

Lyrics

[Verse] What's the deal with them questionnaires? Think I'ma spill my secrets in the air? "Are you a horrible person?" they ask with a grin But who in their right mind would let that truth within? [Verse 2] Agree or disagree Let me set the record straight I ain't smiling when someone's left in a sorry state Hurting others ain't nothin' that brings me joy I'm just tryna make a living Ain't no ploy [Chorus] Oh Job application blues Here we go again Fillin' out these forms Playin' pretend I'm just tryna get a foot in the door But these questions got me feelin' like a chore [Verse 3] "Are you a morning person?" they inquire As if my productivity is fueled by fire Well, sorry to break it to you, Mr. Interviewer But my brain doesn't kick into gear till after coffee's sipped, sir "Have you ever stolen office supplies?" I swear, these questions just ain't wise I mean, who hasn't taken home a pen or two? Does that make me a criminal? Now, that's askew! [Verse 4] "Describe a situation when you failed" Well, let me think, should I unveil? Admitting weaknesses in a job pursuit? That's like shooting oneself in the foot, to boot! "Where do you see yourself in five years?" Oh, I'll tell you, it's crystal clear On a beach, sippin' cocktails, no stress in sight But I'll say, "With your esteemed company," to keep it polite [Chorus] Oh Job application blues Here we go again Fillin' out these forms Playin' pretend I'm just tryna get a foot in the door But these questions got me feelin' like a chore [Chorus] Oh Job application blues Here we go again Fillin' out these forms Playin' pretend I'm just tryna get a foot in the door But these questions got me feelin' like a chore

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