Disappearing PC Blues

[Verse] Woke up this mornin', had my coffee and my toast, Sat down at my desk, where I work the most. Clicked that little icon, thought it won't be rash, But when I hit delete, my whole world did crash. [Verse 2] That PC icon, I tossed it in the bin, And in the blink of an eye, didn't know where to begin. The screen went blank, and I couldn't believe, The whole darn machine seemed ready to leave. [Chorus] I put the PC icon in the trash bin, Watched my computer disappear with a grin. Now I'm sittin' here, just scratchin' my head, Thinkin' 'bout that click, and the tears I shed. [Verse 3] I called up support, they said to reboot, But my monitor's dark, it's a real hoot. Tried the ol' cord trick, plugged it back in, But it stayed in the ether, thin as sin. [Verse 4] Told my boss the story, he laughed out loud, Said, "Son, you're lucky you ain't in a shroud." He handed me a laptop, said, "Keep your chin up, Next time you clean house, remember that mishap." [Chorus] I put the PC icon in the trash bin, Watched my computer disappear with a grin. Now I'm sittin' here, just scratchin' my head, Thinkin' 'bout that click, and the tears I shed.