Lyrics
Verse 1
In a quiet town by the shore,
Lives a man who’s known for something more,
He walks sideways down the street,
Waving claws at everyone he meets.
Chorus
Oh, he’s the man who thinks he’s a crab,
Much to the confusion of the neighbors he has,
With a shell of armor and a sideways stride,
He’s living life with the ocean’s tide.
Verse 2
Shopping at the grocery store,
He knocks things over, can’t find the door,
Counting coins with his pincers tight,
Everyday tasks are quite a sight.
Chorus
Oh, he’s the man who thinks he’s a crab,
Much to the confusion of the neighbors he has,
With a shell of armor and a sideways stride,
He’s living life with the ocean’s tide.
Verse 3
Driving a car is quite a feat,
With claws on the wheel and sideways feet,
Parking straight is a challenge too,
But he’s got a special crabby view.
Chorus
Oh, he’s the man who thinks he’s a crab,
Much to the confusion of the neighbors he has,
With a shell of armor and a sideways stride,
He’s living life with the ocean’s tide.
Bridge
He sings a song of the deep blue sea,
Where he feels he truly ought to be,
But until he finds his salty home,
In this little town, he’ll roam.
Verse 4
Typing emails with pincers click,
Finding keys can be quite a trick,
At the office, he’s a quirky sight,
But his reports are always right.
Chorus
Oh, he’s the man who thinks he’s a crab,
Much to the confusion of the neighbors he has,
With a shell of armor and a sideways stride,
He’s living life with the ocean’s tide.
Verse 5
Dressing up is hard to do,
Shirts and pants just won’t stay true,
But he ties his tie with careful grace,
Wears his shell with a smile on his face.
Chorus
Oh, he’s the man who thinks he’s a crab,
Much to the confusion of the neighbors he has,
With a shell of armor and a sideways stride,
He’s living life with the ocean’s tide.
Outro
One day he might find his sea,
But for now, he’s as happy as can be,
In a world that’s turned a bit sideways,
He finds joy in his crabby ways.
and a sideways stride,
He’s living life with the ocean’s tide.
Outro
One day he might find his sea,
But for now, he’s as happy as can be,
In a world that’s turned a bit sideways,
He finds joy in his crabby ways.
