Herding Cats

[Verse] Well, I was born on a Tuesday, in the back of a barn Dusty boots, old hat, with a quick southern charm But the wild west wasn’t wild enough for me So I traded in my saddle for some feline company [Verse 2] Got my cowboy boots on and a lasso in hand Wrangling fluff balls is much harder than planned They hide in the corners and climb up my drapes These kitty cats are giving me the great escape [Chorus] I’m a cat herder, yeah, it’s a crazy ride With fur flying high and kittens by my side They’re purring and meowing, it’s a feline spree Riding into the sunset with a posse of these [Verse 3] Roundup at sunset, and they scatter like leaves Tryin' to herd these critters takes tricks up my sleeves I’ve wrestled with cattle and wrangled some steers But getting these cats together's my career of tears [Verse 4] Got a squeaky mouse toy and a can of fresh tuna These city slicker cats are making me a luna They jump on the counters and scratch up my hat But I wouldn’t trade a day of herding all these cats [Chorus] I’m a cat herder, yeah, it’s a crazy ride With fur flying high and kittens by my side They’re purring and meowing, it’s a feline spree Riding into the sunset with a posse of these