Dallas the Golf Ball

[Verse] Met a man named Dallas Had dreams so wild and tall Wanted to sell logs with chains And didn't care at all [Verse 2] One day he woke up different Started out feeling small Looked in the mirror and realized He'd turned into a golf ball [Chorus] Bounce bounce goin' round Dallas rolls through every town Sellin' logs with chains attached He's a salesman's dream unlatched [Verse 3] From the tee to the green Dallas rolls and never stops People laugh but soon they buy His logs with chains in giant drops [Bridge] He bounces high he bounces low Through the rivers through the snow Chains and logs he's got to sell Dallas ain't got time to dwell [Verse 4] His dreams ain't lost they're just transformed In the woods he's now well-known A golf ball man with chains and logs Dallas has finally found his home