Canine Calamity

Walkin' my puggle down the main street vibe Got my coffee in hand, pup's trotting in stride Lookin' so cute, got that curly tail wiggle Oh snap, forgot bags for my puggle's business jiggle Hey pup, why'd you choose right by the cafe? People sippin' lattes watching my dismay Now I’m darting my eyes, tryna find a solution, Wishing I had some sort of poop-bag revolution. Doing the 'I'm so sorry' awkward smile, Dreaming of a teleport for just a mile. Passerby's chuckle, but I'm in a muddle, All over the antics of my nightmare puggle. Ducking in the shop, I beg for a sack Faces turn to joy, they got my back Emergency handled with a twist of charm My puggle struts away, no cause for alarm [Chorus] Oh, my sweet walking calamity You fill my days with a hint of insanity