Diet starts tomorrow

[spoken Verse] Its Monday, and I swear I’m gonna start it, But my neighbor baked a cake, they had to invite me. They said it’s for a holiday, Saint Belford’s Day But who am I to question, I couldn’t run away. [spoken Verse 2] Tuesday and I brought my lunch all healthy and so neat, But the boss brought in some doughnuts, and I just had to eat. I told myself one bite won’t hurt, but somehow ate them all, I’ll just start fresh tomorrow, this slip-up’s really small. [spoken Verse 3] Wednesday, Went out to dinner where I planned to stick to greens, But my wife brought me nachos, and I couldn’t cause a scene. I’ll have a salad next time, with dressing on the side, But tonight it’s all about these fries, I’ll let it slide. [hook] [Verse 4] Thursdays At home, I watch some TV It’s a special marathon, I’ve gotta take some chocolate chips It’s a once-a-year event, I tell myself it’s true, So I’ll enjoy my popcorn, and start my diet anew. [Verse 5] Friday with a gym membership, my resolve is really strong, But somehow ended up at home, where all the snacks belong. I needed just one day to rest, recover my strength, Tomorrow I’ll be on track, no matter what the length. [Verse 6] I know I’ve made excuses, I know I’ve had my fill, But Saturday’s pizza, oh boy, it really fit the bill. With every bite I take, I promise to atone, Tomorrow is the day, I’ll let my will be shown. [Verse 7] So here I stand before you, with crumbs upon my shirt, Sunday’s Family Lunch, I’ve flirted with dessert. I’m really serious now, just watch me as I go, Cause I’m so determined that the diet starts tomorrow. [outro] [chorus] Oh, now I’m serious, watch me as I go Cause my diet, oh my diet, My diet starts tomorrow [hook] [outro] [chorus] Oh, now I’m serious, watch me as I go Cause my diet, oh my diet, My diet starts tomorrow [outro]