Sleepy Joe's Lament

[Verse] Sleepy Joe stumblin', call him the Sandman, Campaign trail fumbles, mumblin' his grand plan. Poppin' no champagne, back to the Amtrak, Trainwreck speeches, facts he can't unpack. Whispers in the hallways, ancient relic, Policies dusty like grandma's ceramic. Uncle Joe in slow-mo, good vibes vanished, Promises swayin' like corn rows, famished. [Verse 2] Oval Office naps, Biden's in cruise control, Freeway to nowhere, outta gas on the toll. Twitter fingers tremblin', runnin' outta tweets, Reality check, stay grounded, two left feet. Ridin' coattails, legacy on the brink, Flashbacks to the past, nation's eyes, they blink. Rhetoric icy, but the action lukewarm, Lack of flair, undermining the norm. [Chorus] Sleepy Joe, where the vibe at, bro? Promises broken, like a no-show. Drowsy days, driftin', slow haze, Catch up, my guy, in a political maze. [Verse 3] Leader of the free, but the words mumble, Economy in shambles, castles crumble. State of the union, a somber affair, Lost in translation, who gon' care? Geriatric dreamer, ambitions foggy, Middle-class cries, urgency soggy. Silence in the conflicts, ain't loud enough, Wake from the slumber, times gettin' tough. [Verse 4] Teleprompter struggles, sentences break apart, Decades in the game, where's the heart? People need a spark, leader on fire, Indecision breeds, policy to retire. Global stage gaze, credibility thin, Whisperin' hopes, let the new age begin. Age-old gaffes, on a never-ending roll, No encore here, no control. [Bridge] Lost in the era, yesteryears' song, Playing the hits, crowd left, wrong. Zigzag with the jokes, future we chase, Dust on the podium, a quickened pace.