Rachel the Squirrel

[Verse] In a bakery’s back alley, full of scent and delight, Rachel the squirrel would scurry, morning to night. But among the trash-divers, she was the standout queen, With a bot fly wound, that’s hard to keep unseen. [Verse 2] Jamie saw her plight, with a heart full of cheer, Gave her some avocados, which Rachel held dear. But with every creamy bite, she grew wild and bold, Turned into a menace, a story to be told. [Chorus] Rachel the Squirrel, causing such a stir, From the shadows to the spotlight, look at her. She was once a humble squirrel just like the rest, Now she’s ruling the roost, the queen of the fest. [Bridge] She’d leap on the tables, and twirl down the street, Leaving paw prints on pastries, making bakers weep. But Jamie just smiled, watching her rise, Rachel’s now a legend, beneath those bright eyes. [Verse 3] In the park, she reigned, with avocados in glee, Children would laugh, "Look, it’s Rachel, can’t you see?" No trash bag’s secure, no picnic safe and sound, With Rachel around, chaos could always be found. [Verse 4] From bot fly wound sorrow to avocado queen, Rachel’s story’s known, her antics unforeseen. So when you’re downtown, beware of her reign, The little public menace, the squirrel with a brain. [Verse 2] Jamie saw her plight, with a heart full of cheer, Gave her some avocados, which Rachel held dear. But with every creamy bite, she grew wild and bold, Turned into a menace, a story to be told. [Chorus] Rachel the Squirrel, causing such a stir, From the shadows to the spotlight, look at her. She was once a humble squirrel just like the rest, Now she’s ruling the roost, the queen of the fest. [Verse 4] From bot fly wound sorrow to avocado queen, Rachel’s story’s known, her antics unforeseen. So when you’re downtown, beware of her reign, The little public menace, the squirrel with a brain.